"The journey is the reward"
~ Taoist proverb
"I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this."
-- Emo Phillips
"The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance -- it is the illusion of knowledge."
-- Daniel Boorstin
"Experience is what you got by not having it when you need it."
~Yogi Berra
"When I was young I could remember anything, whether it happened or not"
-- Mark Twain
"Most people don't know what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it."
~ George Carlin
" The best way to get good ideas is to have a lot of them and then throw away the bad ones."
--Linus Pauling
"You think you have math problems !"
-- paraphrased -- Albert Einstein to a class
"In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is."
-- Yogi Berra
"We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by."
-- Will Rogers
"It's a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word."
-- Andrew Jackson
"Too much of a good thing is wonderful."
--Mae West
"The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling."
-- Paula Poundstone
"The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do."
-- B. F. Skinner
"The release of atom power has changed everything except our way of thinking...the solution to this problem lies in the heart of mankind. If only I had known, I should have become a watchmaker."
-- Albert Einstein
"Vengeance is a lazy form of grief"
-- Overheard
"A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies."
-- Oscar Wilde
"What if you were frightened half to death, twice ?"
-- Overheard
"People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy."
-- Bob Hope
"Time is what keeps everything from happening all at once."
-- Graffito
"To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it."
-- G.K. Chesterton
"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent"
--Isaac Asimov
